arisuNDA(Never Date Again)

if I wanted to catfish, it would be so easy... I can easily pretend to be cute instead of a brazilian nigga... maybe things could be easy I guess

everyplace I go, I feel blind, like, I can't really read the room; to understand the tone and all of that social shit, leaving me always an oblivious person.

how I'm supposed to understand that I'm overstaying when people don't tell you that...

if they told me before how a nuisance I was being, I wouldn't have distanciated me so much from everyone -- in general --

I feel pretty bad for that guy from Dean Blunt - 4
trying to invite the girl out

Vlad just told me that "monkey business" is not about monkeys dealing business and dressing fancy suits... what a disappointment...

I got 15 freakin' parking tickets for parking in an illegal spot for almost a month.

Damn… really?