if I could evaluate myself, I would say that I'm worth... 5 yen.

10 yen? very generous...

Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n

Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu?

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I'm literally everything here.

and I have this friend (whose I love a lot) who is always saying to me "no bro, you're winning in life, you're going out and socializing, even working"
nigga I'm just suffering! dealing with coworkers or uni students is a punishment, MEANWHILE HE IS PLAYING BLUE ARCHIVE WHENEVER HE WANTS, IN HIS COMFY ROOM, WITHOUT HAVING TO CARE TO MEANINGLESS THINGS LIKE JOBS!

HE IS THE ONE WHO IS REALLY WINNING IN LIFE! NOT ME! I'M DOOMED TO SELL MY LIFE FOR A MEDIOCRE WAGE, AND TO BE FORCED TO INTERACT WITH STUPID PEOPLE!