I must be the most unbearable person to talk to.

that's why I'm nipo-chinese

ooohhh muzukashiii muzukashiiii ohhhh

without oko palace, telegram is just a place to talk about shitcoins and be scammed by indians

Niggavidia

The truth is: nothing new has been fun to me.
It’s not even nostalgia, it’s just how it is. I have an old 2005 Corolla and I wouldn’t trade it for a new one… maybe for a 2012 Corolla. I wouldn’t swap my old casio for an Apple watch. I wouldn’t trade my old ThinkPad for a MacBook. Everything new doesn’t really feel new at all — it just feels more expensive and less reliable. The only “new” thing I’d actually want to buy is an iphone 16, because my iphone 13 battery kinda sucks.

android shitass camera feels like a yabujin video-clip

"bro you should totally buy an android it has a snapdragon 2390490284 with 3brazilianbytes of RAM"

the most advanced android's device camera:

ts nigga is tuff

I'm nakamura

you're my petit cossette

I was madly in love with her. Then I told her about my desires, to keep her under my control, to lock her in my house.

She got pissed. She looked deeply into my eyes and, full of anger, shouted:
“Do you think I want to live like that? I’ve been living an extremely boring life ever since I was born. I even hurt myself just to feel something different. I thought you were the one who would bring chaos into my life, who would make my mundane, boring existence worth living. And all your plans are to turn me into a doll, locked in a boring house, living a boring life with you? You’re weak and boring.”

That broke my heart. I never spoke to her again.