I don’t judge you for masturbating. I know how insufferable life can be and how lonely things get… we need a little bit of pleasure to keep enduring it all. But there are also advantages to not masturbating! For example, you start feeling more motivated to create things and achieve goals. Believe me, it works. It also makes us more human, because only humans are able to go against their primitive instincts. To be human is to endure what animals never could.

There’s so much wrong with that:

You will inevitably become lazy when it comes to achieving things.
You will stop seeing sexual relationships as something deep and start seeing them as nothing more than fantasies for self pleasure.
You will begin using others as tools to reach pleasure, which means you’ll be dehumanizing people.
And, in the end, you’ll develop a sense of emptiness, despair, and loneliness.

And the worst of all: people in real life will notice that you’re addicted to porn and masturbation. They will notice, and they will distance themselves from you.

Don’t buy liberal takes like “science has proven that masturbating is actually healthy” or the common “masturbating is just discovering your body and becoming more intimate with yourself” this is all a lie—a secular lie in which everyone fails and everyone remains stuck.

This is one of the realest sequences of posts I’ve read here. I couldn’t relate more.

And the joke is basically saying “nigga”

what the fuck happened to chess.com? everyone there is absurdly good at it... 1000 rating feels like 2000 rating now

FRICK

I've never lost 1 single game in real life, but I'm humiliated, raped, obliterated on chess.com... frick frick FRICK STUPID GAME!

I’m an extremely interesting person to talk to—at least for people in real life.

I have a wide range of knowledge. I can talk about football, history, games, cars, motorcycles, theology, music, art, anime, coding(gay), movies and cheap philosophy.

I’m not saying all of this automatically makes me interesting, but it allows me to entertain many different people. I’m never at a loss for things to say. No matter who the person is, if they’re a normie, I can talk about football, if they’re a pretentious chud, we can talk about the CVII and its consequences.

nani?

nani kore?

oh my gosh, I played against an argentinian and I was like "no... I'm not losing to a argentinian, not me."
I believe russian people must feel this way against ukranian players

I miss you pope Francis, I was converted during your papacy after all…

What truly matters is your personality, just go there and be yourself!