tea/coffey break chat

For some reason, every time I read “NG+” I think about “Nigga plus”

Today I’m going to church, but not to pray — to teach!
I will be a catechist!!!!! ⭐️

Today I’m going to choose the class I will be teaching, and I will try to convince them to let me teach the adult class rather than the children’s classes, because I want to teach more “serious” material

Yatta! ⭐️⭐️
I'm officially a catechist!
It was kinda weird — they wanted me to teach minors, like, a class full of 9yo kids, and I had to insist that I was more suitable to teach adults. We had a long talk and I was almost convinced that I wasn't going to teach to adults. But after using my negotiator skills, we had an agreement! I will teach to a class of adults every Saturday 9am!

Which is weird, because I’m a total stranger to them, and they’re already putting me alone with minors?! Hell no. I think a woman would be more suitable for those classes.

I could also see the flaws that make Catholicism so flawed here. She didn’t care if I had experience or if I knew anything about catechism; she just said, “I won’t interfere with your teachings, so you can teach whatever you want, as long as it follows the Bible” like… excuse me?! Are you frickin’ serious? You just let random people teach whatever they want, and the only requirement is using the Bible? Really? …No wonder people come out knowing almost nothing about Catholicism after being taught catechism.

first class I will talk about Theotokos, because there's an annoying tendency in my country where people deny that Mary is the mother of God.
it's a very common heretic behavior btw

I was at uni 🫩🫩

S is such a lewd letter

With 8 billion people on Earth, there’s a possibility that every single person you can imagine actually exists.

I just created a guy called Piero, who is Italian but currently lives in the Philippines. How did an Italian named Piero end up in the Philippines? I don’t know… but I’m sure that this possibility has a very high chance of being true. So — probably — there is a guy named Piero in the Philippines — who is also Italian!!!

Piero, why did you end up in the Philippines? You’re such an odd guy, going from Italy all the way to the Philippines…

Maybe you found a girl there? There’s a good chance, you know. Philippine girls are considered pretty easy, and Piero might be kind of ugly and not have many options in Italy...

You must have been really lonely, huh? Traveling so far away from home is dangerous, so if you were willing to take such risks just to date someone, you must have been lonely to the point where it became unbearable… poor Piero…

what an odd individual!
it could be even more odd if you say that he doesn't have much brazilian friends and is a micro-celebrity on the eastern-world circles from telegram...
he also lives in a small town far south — way close to Argentina

Haibane Renmei has an artbook with commentary by Yoshitoshi Abe

Okay this guy is just a retarded boomer