3 push ups.

this is literally the maximum I can do with my currently broken body... it's over for me.

i guess it's over, I feel ridiculously weak. I will never skateboard again, neither do great at the gym... it's over, that accident punished me like a damn snake

no, I'm not, but you have no idea how it make me mad not being able to do basic stuff...

I wouldn’t be bothered to have another egoistic person with me. Ok that they are with me for their egoistic reasons, cause I have my own egoistic reasons as well

One of my favorite jokes is when someone sends me a song and I reply “This song is for pussies, go listen to real music, weak gen z” and then I send Ambitionz Az a Ridah by 2Pac

It also works with 50cent corny songs

How the frick she doesn’t want to drink mine??? I WOULD DRINK HERS SO HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY NOT WANT TO DRINK MINE????

good morning niggas!

goyim = plural
goy = singular

thank me later, goy

Every time I go out and see old people — some of them even single — walking around, I think about how horny they must still be. They’re old, but their desires haven’t disappeared, even though society refuses to acknowledge that they can still feel sexual attraction. Imagine being old and seeing someone who perfectly matches your desires and ideals of beauty and attractiveness, yet being unable to act on it, because it would be seen as weird and they would find you disgusting. So all you can do is observe… watch them having relationships and engaging in sexual acts, while you keep up the facade of a respectable, ancient person. It must be a tragic life.

Why the frick would I EVER want to express this function on the cartesian plane? "show me the image and the domain" no, FRICK you, I will just show you the domain ion give a f about your damn request. I will not wast my time drawing that shit for all these questions. it's always a frickin U anyways, what's the point of doing it? FRICK YOU