I tried to get a job with those telegram bots, and they are not willing to hire me... :(

another day being unemployed...

I might tell a joke, but I won't tell a lie

3 push ups.

this is literally the maximum I can do with my currently broken body... it's over for me.

i guess it's over, I feel ridiculously weak. I will never skateboard again, neither do great at the gym... it's over, that accident punished me like a damn snake

no, I'm not, but you have no idea how it make me mad not being able to do basic stuff...

I wouldn’t be bothered to have another egoistic person with me. Ok that they are with me for their egoistic reasons, cause I have my own egoistic reasons as well

One of my favorite jokes is when someone sends me a song and I reply “This song is for pussies, go listen to real music, weak gen z” and then I send Ambitionz Az a Ridah by 2Pac

It also works with 50cent corny songs

How the frick she doesn’t want to drink mine??? I WOULD DRINK HERS SO HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY NOT WANT TO DRINK MINE????

good morning niggas!