If I learned Russian, I could be an English teacher as well!

But your place is too cold for my taste… I’m a PIRATE, I like the sun and living by the sea! 🌊

Tf I thought I was the only retarded to feel this way

she acts like she just want to be my friend, but it's obvious that this isn't all.

{friendship between opposite sex is a lie}

you have a frickin boyfriend and you're calling me to a date? what is wrong with you?

if you don't like the guy just break up already.

if I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't even talk to the opposite sex to begin with, this is so lame, fuck off.

in Summer Memories you have to complete your homework tasks, you learn alot of subjects, it also makes you sharper on arithmetic.

The only way to have friendships with the opposite sex is through e-friendships. It’s only possible because they can’t see each other and turn it into a relationship. And even then, you still need to be careful, because there’s the so-called e-sex.

"But I have a friend of the opposite sex whom I don’t feel any sexual attraction toward"

Then I regret to tell you that the person who is the object of sexual attraction is — in fact — you.

actually you just need to moan on voice chat with ur e-partner!
and describe what you're actually doing at the moment.

something like this

Ok guys, I got too horny this week so I’m waiting to confess(again)

He is working every day with his bike.

Being an incel is a crime in Brazil.

Sometimes I think I look exactly the way my oomfies imagine me in their heads. They see me as a specific archetype, and I’m not willing to disappoint them.

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there's 4 at sign above!