very useful when you're having lunch, you just need to regulate the speed to your please

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a man whispers into a woman's ear: “what are you doing after the orgy?”

french people make fun of you cult asses and you have no clue.

he is literally me

I think... I'm lucky?

I have this theory that EVERYONE on twitter is indian.

or at least, 70% of it is indian, no way around.

I feel like, drowning
I've been feeling like this for so long

have you ever noticed the annoying tendency among leftists to turn philosophers into mere poets? They “love” philosophy, but every time you look into it, it’s just cheap poetry... quoting shallow lines about mundane things like relationships and so on. They are pretentiously dumb.

I truly believe that the best thing that can happen to you is being traumatically hurt by a love experience. Find someone who really shakes you, give everything you have to her, and when it finally falls apart, you will never think about another woman again.

If you’re someone who’s always falling in love with stupid girls, this is the best remedy.

Ever since I was 18, I’ve only thought about one woman, and I love it because no other girl could ever make me fall in love again — they tried, but every single one of them failed.

thank you woman who traumatized me, you made me stop being romantically attracted to women ever again.

yamemasu and tomemasu have the FRICKIN same kanji, fuck this gay-ass language.

I have to study... grammar today.
grammar is the worst part of learning any language.
people told me that studying grammar is not that necessary, but as far I can see, I'm having a hard time regarding grammar conjunctures and particles