ALL ROADS LEAD TO MY CHANNEL!

Then you decide to be more "healthy," to stop using telegram; then you find someone to be outside your room with; then you find friends

but in the end

YOU ALWAYS COME BACK

I had countless oomfies who did that — they promised to be more healthy, to stop using telegram, or they simply focused in "real" stuff, but in the end, they ALWAYS come back; everything you're building up will fall, and you will come back to my channel, to root on telegram all day! don't be like we aren't in this together!

fun fact: food is more important than thinking about her!

very useful when you're having lunch, you just need to regulate the speed to your please

Lisístrata

a man whispers into a woman's ear: “what are you doing after the orgy?”

french people make fun of you cult asses and you have no clue.

he is literally me

I think... I'm lucky?

I have this theory that EVERYONE on twitter is indian.

or at least, 70% of it is indian, no way around.

I feel like, drowning
I've been feeling like this for so long

have you ever noticed the annoying tendency among leftists to turn philosophers into mere poets? They “love” philosophy, but every time you look into it, it’s just cheap poetry... quoting shallow lines about mundane things like relationships and so on. They are pretentiously dumb.

I truly believe that the best thing that can happen to you is being traumatically hurt by a love experience. Find someone who really shakes you, give everything you have to her, and when it finally falls apart, you will never think about another woman again.

If you’re someone who’s always falling in love with stupid girls, this is the best remedy.

Ever since I was 18, I’ve only thought about one woman, and I love it because no other girl could ever make me fall in love again — they tried, but every single one of them failed.

thank you woman who traumatized me, you made me stop being romantically attracted to women ever again.

yamemasu and tomemasu have the FRICKIN same kanji, fuck this gay-ass language.