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once I was robbed while coming back from school. They took my phone and ran off. Later that same day, I found out the person who robbed me was actually my neighbor. When confronted, he told my dad: “How was I supposed to know he was your son? His skin is white, he looks like a tourist. Tell him to get more sun or he’s going to get robbed again for looking like a tourist.”
I live in a tourist area, close to the beach.

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this is non ironically me if you even care

people who give casual kiss is so frickin boring
I want that JAV sloppy kiss where they give me a bunch of spit into my mouth mmhhmmrrr make a mess of my mouth bae

fah
this is the realest shit I've ever posted here
m-m-m-m-maamamamaybach music

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sometimes these fuckers lose themselves over pretentiousness
I love his works but whatever he used to eat can teach you nothing about creativity, dumbass

ok, that's different, I want to impersonate him, I will be exactly like him by 2026

I gonna dress like him
be fit like him
move like him

I would NEVER date a white girl, they are in my blacklist of most insufferable beings on earth...
slavic girls? maybe.
black girls? well, some of them are cute, but the thought of having black kids... nah, I would but I also would abdicate from having children.
asian girls? definitely! —wait... specifically japanese ones, I wouldn't go for those brown asian girls, too skinny.
Italian girls? definitely!
hispanic girls? well, if she is spanish or portuguese, if she is a native american so no.

"why maybe?"
I know this is an outdated stereotype, but everytime I think about "slavic girls" it comes to my mind those weird bimbo girls... but if she is like the girls from t.a.t.u so yes, I would go for them

when you are fated to stay up at night idk never played that shit

I kiss niggas when they least expect it