I SWEAR, from time to time, some idiot comes up to me and starts talking about drugs—like they actually think I’m going to be impressed. But I can’t help it; I just find it incredibly stupid and childish. And it’s always the same boooooring conversation about mushrooms. Seriously? Your peak life experience is doing drugs? Don’t make me laugh. Your existence is so dull—bleeeeeeeeh. Just looking at you makes me feel sick. You’re not deep, you’re not interesting—you’re just painfully edgy and annoying

for
real.
please show me that game idea you had yesterday while showering, it must be way more interesting than your drug addiction

fuck the dark triad, all my friends are from the light triad

my priest listening to me confess that I broke a Freemason idol and put a cross in its place

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