Friendly reminder that India has more internet users than any other country. The dead internet theory is stupid—I believe in the “Pajeet Internet” theory, which states that the vast majority of people online are Pajeets pretending not to be.

Pai nosso que estais no céu, santificado seja o vosso nome, venha a nós ao vosso reino, seja feita a vossa vontade.

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