rALPH LaurEN

#Confession
Sometimes, I clean my glasses with my underwear.

I’m in the airport and I will be waiting here for the next 7 hours.

I hate my life

>listening to some random rock music on Spotify
>the singer starts saying “one, two, three”
My face automatically:

bro paused his game to be here 😭

damn I miss the thug pro days

I was the best on this game in my friend circle

I just arrived in my new city, and I already have a new mission.

If you’re a true Roman Catholic or Orthodox, do something for your God. Let’s not be like all these Christian larpers online who love to talk about trad things but don’t do anything for their faith. I’m not even talking about the kind of autism I engage in, like breaking Freemason statues—I mean simply going to church regularly, helping your Christian community in real life, teaching and spreading God’s word, and giving to and assisting those in need.

4:00 A.M. be like

LOOOOORD GIVE ONE MORE CHANCE