I love it when you guys think about me outside of the internet... I feel like I have transcended the barrier between the virtual and real worlds and materialized in your lives...

... just stop imagining me as a woman, I'm not.

I'm a 1.88m guy.
I'm very masculine.
I'm also hairy (except in summer).
100% a guy—don't delude yourselves!

and no women would be chronically online like me... except ellie... but she is... ellie...

So, I will apparently be moving soon! I chose a university very far from my current city, in the extreme south of Brazil. It was intentional since it's a cold place in the countryside. I've been striving to live in a cold place for years! I’ll be more shut-in than ever since I’m moving to a really small rural town with nothing around—not even family

Apparently, I’ve already been accepted into the university, but who knows—anything can happen in the meantime. Still, I’m very excited!

no.

I'm not ugly, and I could easily get a girlfriend, but I really don't want to because: I have no money, and girls love going out; plus, I'm Catholic, so I can't fuck her before marriage, which makes relationships extremely boring

everybody wants a girlfriend, but they forget that girls love going out every week and eating expensive Japanese food

I would see it as a form of humiliation—my girl going out and buying things with her own money, showing me how broke I am and how I can't make her happy... Or am I just tripping and being paranoid? I also hate going out, and GIRLS LOVE TO GO OUT, WUAAAAAAA!

Oyasumi Punpun

I find this morning especially boring.

Boring morning, guys!

We have a member whose is canonically a Siberian cat. I believe you don’t have a member like that in your boring social circle, huh

Every time you goon, you look more and more repulsive. I can barely stand you as it is, and that’s only because we’re far apart. You know that people in real life find you extremely repulsive. Stop gooning, and things will change.

This double jump thing is very cool, but I really don't know where they got this idea from...