women are simple beings—just give them a makeup kit, a nintendo switch to play Stardew Valley and The Sims, and a Netflix account to watch K-dramas, and they'll be entertained forever

hehe

you can't even talk to women irl, imagine going to war.

BASED

BAILANDOOO BAILANDOOOOOOOO
AMIGOS ADIOS, ADIOS
EL SILENCIO LOCOOOOOOOOO

Fuck discord, there is not your place after all, your place is here, with us, on telegram. This is our home; our hidden place.

I love it when you guys think about me outside of the internet... I feel like I have transcended the barrier between the virtual and real worlds and materialized in your lives...

... just stop imagining me as a woman, I'm not.

I'm a 1.88m guy.
I'm very masculine.
I'm also hairy (except in summer).
100% a guy—don't delude yourselves!

and no women would be chronically online like me... except ellie... but she is... ellie...