I mean, have I ever woken up this early before? It’s 5am rn

I’m quite impressed with myself

I just made a cup of coffee... and you know, it feels like one of those calm days with a cool breeze before the storm arrives. Tomorrow, I'll receive the results of my university enrollment...

i hate cats, but this picture is fire, thanks vla

I don't want to sound racist, but there are people of color with really unattractive noses. I think it's a bad racial trait since the nose is one of the most important parts of the face in determining whether someone is attractive or not...

I feel bad for you... when my PC breaks, I just think, "Okay, I'll find the specific hardware piece that broke and buy a replacement—just a cheap fix." But when a laptop breaks... I can't repair it myself, so I have to pay others to do it. And I get this weird anxiety that they might steal good parts from my laptop and replace them with older ones...

TRUE

I live in an agricultural country. We have no industry here; we only produce FOOD

Why are you so cute, man? But on top of your cuteness, you're always posting weird, degenerate stuff on your channel... It scares me because you act so cute in front of me, but then you post the most absurd things on your channel

"I don't want to live anymore. Life is so unfair and full of suffering. I'm overwhelmed with depression... uwaaa uwaaaaa"

yes, you can. And you will—until the last day of your elderly life. No, it won't get any better, but even so, you're going to keep enduring this because this is your destiny as a man. We are men; therefore, we suffer. And why do we endure this? Because we are men(it is quite paradoxal my nyagga). Stop bitching about it and go play something. At least you can have some momentary fun, and that alone makes life worth living.

well, if you're a woman, you don't need much to be happy... My mom is very happy just by painting her nails and watching k-dramas

women are simple beings—just give them a makeup kit, a nintendo switch to play Stardew Valley and The Sims, and a Netflix account to watch K-dramas, and they'll be entertained forever

hehe

you can't even talk to women irl, imagine going to war.

BASED