Wide

It must be so nice to have someone as hentai as you as a partner... I can only dream of that.

i have a special place just for us, but you don't want that

ngl I look so sexy and cool while smoking
Liberals were wrong, smoking is in fact cool

today is Minors Day! —at least in my country — everyone is giving gifts to minors!

I'm not a minor anymore so I don't receive gifts *sobs*

the good side of it is that Minors Day is actually a national holiday!
then I don't work tooodaaayyy

yaaahuuuuuuuu yuppiiiiiiiiiiiiii long live to israeeeel

listen up cuh, moe niggas like me don't talk with frickin' niggas like YOU

this world is so big and I'm so small