Also: Tan and Hasan Minhaj trolling white ppl for saying shit like Chai Tea and Naan Bread was AMAZING
" you're saying TEA TEA " so true

Don't say sorry if you're pointing out somebody's mistakes and educating them on that matter.

Happy birthday to one of the few privileged white men I don't hate.

I forgot to say that those two girls TOOK THE PISS

i think the hate against broccoli should stop 

once again im ashamed of my nationality

I went to pinterest to look up a celebrity's tattoo and I got teary bc of a good omens related post.

No I'm not gonna post it here. It means a lot to me. I can't share it.

I'm at that point in life where I love myself so much and don't care if anyone hates me but also don't love myself enough bc I still hate myself.

میخوام از این تریبون اعلام کنم که از تمام قرص‌هایی که شامل ویتامین B هستن و از تمام خاندان زینک متنفرم.

طعمشون تا هزار سال توی دهنت می‌مونه حتی اگه کپسول باشن، نوک انگشتات بوی گندشونو می‌گیره و هر بار آب میخوری انگار داری اون قرصا/کپسولارو میخوری.