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“Event of the year, Part 7, Paredes vs Gavi”
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Vinicius next month
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Hasa hu
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🚨If Morgan Rogers joins Chelsea, four of the five most expensive signings in Premier League history will have happened within the last year 🤯

Alexander Isak - £123m
Morgan Rogers - £117m
Elliot Anderson - £114m
Florian Wirtz - £106m
Enzo Fernández - £102.8m
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🚨 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐂𝟐𝟕 🥶
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Al Hilal have reached an AGREEMENT with West Ham United to sign Crysencio Summerville for €80m.

✍️ David Ornstein
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🚨❤️🖤 BREAKING: Luka Modrić has verbally agreed to sign new deal at AC Milan.

The Croatian legend continues and doesn’t retire with formal green light given to the club.

Modrić will sign new short term deal at Milan soon, he spoke to Rúben Amorim too. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼
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🚨 BREAKING!

Anthony Taylor announces retirement from refereeing. The Englishman officiated 831 games across 2 decades. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Atletico Madrid and Arsenal have reached 𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 over Julian Alvarez — €50m + Viktor Gyökeres.

Alvarez is refusing personal terms as he wants Barcelona and is demanding Atletico honour a prior promise.
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JUST IN: Real Madrid have DECIDED to 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐑𝐈, personal terms will not be a problem. 👀🇪🇸

Madrid have limits on the fee with Rodri entering the final year of his Man City contract.

✍️ Ramon Alvarez
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Some of the insane conspiracy theories going around about why Argentina lost the World Cup final:

◽️FIFA allegedly punished Argentina over the Malvinas flag and threatened them with a 10-year suspension.

◽️Chiqui Tapia supposedly walked into the locker room and told the players they had to lose.

◽️Spain allegedly had to support the FIFA president’s reelection, and the trophy was part of the “deal.”

◽️A supposed doping case involving an Argentina player was covered up.

◽️The Economist “predicted” Spain winning, so apparently the whole thing was scripted.

Or maybe… Argentina didn’t play well, Spain were better, and not every loss needs a conspiracy board with red string attached to it.
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🏆 14 trophies with Real Madrid.
©️ Club Captain of Real Madrid.

🦅 Happy 28th Birthday, Fedee Valverde
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🚨 FIFA TOP XI FOR 2026 WORLD CUP🌍
(Cubarsi wasn't even in nominee list for voting)
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The only time Manchester is blue. 💙
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The only time Manchester is blue. 💙
Nice ucl badge but where are the numbers
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A petition calling for Argentina to be kicked out of the World Cup has now passed 23 MILLION signatures.

It is now close to becoming the most-signed petition in history, with the current record standing at 24,319,181 signatures.
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Madrid away kit 🥵🔥
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The relationship between Hansi Flick and Frenkie de Jong is completely broken.

This stems back from the second leg vs Atletico Madrid in the Champions League, when the player refused to start.

He received medical clearance, and Flick asked him to play 60 minutes but the player said: 'I don't want to take any risks.'

Flick has completely lost trust in him and does not count on the player.

Barça have not conducted medical tests on his knee, but Frenkie could be delaying the tests as he look to force a transfer out.

[gerardromero]
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