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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭
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HAPPINESS AND RELIEF ONLY AFTER A THIRD CONSECUTIVE LATE WINNER🥹😮‍💨

🇨🇭Winner in the 112th & 120+1st minute
🇪🇬Winner in the 90+2nd minute
🇨🇻Winner in the 111th minute

They just keep doing it🔥❤️‍🔥
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THE SPEED CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN😭🇦🇷

Every time Speed wore a team's shirt, their opponent ended up winning... so he tried to use the curse by wearing an Argentina shirt.

It didn't work 🤣

•Wears 🇪🇬jersey ->🇪🇬lose
•Wears 🇨🇻jersey ->🇨🇻lose
•Wears 🇦🇹jersey ->🇦🇹lose
•Wears 🇵🇹jersey ->🇵🇹lose
•Wears 🇸🇳jersey ->🇸🇳lose
•Wears 🇨🇮jersey ->🇨🇮lose
•Wears 🇵🇹jersey ->🇵🇹draw
•Wears 🇧🇷jersey ->🇧🇷lose
Wears 🇵🇹jersey ->🇵🇹draw
•Wears 🇦🇷jersey ->🇦🇷Won

CURSE DOESN'T WORKS ON GOAT🐐
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Zlatan:

“If the ball touched the cable, at least the cable had a better performance than Madueke.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Remo Freuler: "This is a DISASTER. I don’t know what this referee is doing here. I don’t understand how VAR can change a match, just like that!"

"We can’t change the rule, but that decision killed the game. DO NOT KILL THE GAME LIKE THAT… 11 against 11, we had them."
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🚨 The World Cup semi-finals are set.

🇫🇷 France 🆚 Spain 🇪🇸
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 🆚 Argentina 🇦🇷

Who’s making the World Cup Final? 👀🏆
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Jude Bellingham: “I was on a yellow card and my mother kept saying to me all week:

Watch your tackles, don’t speak too much, and keep yourself calm.”
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Seven goals in five games leading Norway to their first-ever quarterfinal at any men's major tournament.

Erling Haaland's first World Cup was one for the history books 👏🇳🇴
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Gianni Infantino is set to push for a 64-team World Cup in 2030.
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🤨 Xhaka (Switzerland): "The rules are the rules, and we can't change them, but this decision ruins the game! That's my opinion. I don't think he could have done anything differently, but at least don't ruin the game."
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Neymar took part in a poker tournament in Las Vegas, United States
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Ibrahima Konaté responds to Lamine Yamal’s comments ahead of France vs Spain!

"He can say whatever he wants. We'll prepare in the best way possible, and at the end of the match, we'll see who it works out for.

Are we afraid of Spain? No, no, no.

Honestly, we don't pay attention to what's being said. We shouldn't fear anyone. We have to stay humble and not fall into that trap, especially at this stage of the tournament."
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It’s time to settle the REAL DEBATE 🔥
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Sorloth 2026 WC vs we all reading this:

5 Matches 0 Matches
0 Goals 0 Goals
0 Assists 0 Assists

NEVER GIVE UP, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 🙏💯
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Hell yeahhh
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Happy birthday to the greatest right winger ITW ❤️
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Barcelona and Atlético Madrid to hold talks for Julian Alvarez SOON!
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❗️ Marcus Rashford will hold direct talks with Michael Carrick after the World Cup ends. He’s already confirmed to United he’s available for pre-season.

✍️ Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🟣🔵 Johan Manzambi to Aston Villa, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for fee slightly in excess of €60m as Freiburg accept the proposal.

Verbal agreement also with Manzambi and his agency over personal terms, long term deal in place.

AVFC completed the hijack. 🇨🇭
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Lmaoo
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