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Gentlemen if you choose to date a 22yrs old lady in college , and take her out, she will expect you to pay the bills, but it will be affordable because her expectations and experience will be limited to chips dunga at Glory Hotel, Amboss or Barracuda Resort.

If you date a 26-year- old, a teacher on Practice or a fresh graduate and take her out she will still expect you to the man and pay the bill, but the bill will be higher than the student's and her expectations will be for you to take her to Pikadili or Twin towers.

If you choose to date a 35-years-old lady, who is an HOS, HOD or Departmental head in one of the organizations, and take her out, she will also expect you to be the man and pay the bill, and it will be much higher than the Fresh Graduate's or Teacher on Practice because she will expect you to take her to Cold Spring, Pikadili or Raddison Blu based on her experience and her imaginary status.

If you also choose to date a 42-year-old childless war veteran Manager and take her out she will also expect you to be the man and pay the bill, and guess what? It will cost a King's Ransom because she will expect you to treat her for a dinner in Maasai Mara.

*So gentlemen, paying is constant*

Whatever you choose to do with this information is entirely up to you .
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Villa was in a title race 3pts behind Arsenal in December. They been playing entertaining football end to end, today they are 16pts behind Arsenal 👍
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How old were you when you found out this is how to wear EarPods?
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Whoever has this clip kindly share it in the comment section.
It is urgent
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A 64 year old female care assistant in the British NHS has won compensation after lodging a formal complaint against her 34 year old male colleague for calling her aunty. Mrs. Ilda Esteves told the employment tribunal, that her colleague kept on calling her aunty despite warning him repeatedly to stop. In defending himself Charles Oppong 34, originally from Ghana told the tribunal that aunty is used to show respect in Ghanaian culture, but the tribunal in its final decision ruled that calling his colleague aunty amounted to age and sex harassment and ordered him to pay Esteves £1425 as compensation. Wamama dondre.

Reminds me around 2011, when l rented my first house from a certain Ghanaian lady. I kept calling her aunty whenever she came around for rent , until one day she got fed-up and told me, "I am not your mother don't call me aunty." 🤣🤣Apparently she really liked me and l think calling her aunty was placing hurdles on the path to romance. Lakini alikuwa mkubwa mimi nilikuwa naogopa
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Ni Team Mbavu ama Team Majembe?
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What the hell is this ?
Naambiwa hapa Narok na students wa St. Paul's University eti watu huvaa safety pins as a way to cope with suicidal thoughts or as a symbol of support for those struggling with mental health. The pin serves as a discreet reminder to reach out for help or as a conversation starter about mental health struggles.

Mwengine hapa anasema dem akikuja date na io pin, hayuko ready kwa mechi. In simple terms, hiyo inazuia mwanaume kuamsha
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Raymond Reddington doesn’t get a dramatic shootout or a heroic farewell. No.
He walks into the wild… and is killed by a bull.
Not metaphor. Not symbolism dressed up nicely. An actual bull.
No final speech. No grand reveal tying every loose end. Just… silence.
And that’s the point.
Reddington was always bigger than answers. The moment you explain him, you ruin him. So the story refuses to. He exits like a myth abrupt, confusing, and slightly insulting to anyone expecting closure. Good night.... #TheBlacklist@OfficialKSRM
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