HOW MUCH BITCOIN WOULD AN iPHONE COST OVER THE YEARS?
2011 โ iPhone 4S: 156 BTC
2012 โ iPhone 5: 52 BTC
2013 โ iPhone 5s: 5.1 BTC
2014 โ iPhone 6: 1.6 BTC
2015 โ iPhone 6s: 2.8 BTC
2016 โ iPhone 7: 1.1 BTC
2017 โ iPhone 8: 0.19 BTC
2018 โ iPhone XR: 0.12 BTC
2019 โ iPhone 11: 0.069 BTC
2020 โ iPhone 12: 0.062 BTC
2021 โ iPhone 13: 0.019 BTC
2022 โ iPhone 14: 0.040 BTC
2023 โ iPhone 15: 0.030 BTC
2024 โ iPhone 16: 0.013 BTC
2025 โ iPhone 17: 0.0069 BTC
2026 โ iPhone 18 Pro: ~0.015 BTC
156 BTC โ ~0.015 BTC
In just 15 years, the Bitcoin cost of an iPhone has fallen by roughly 99.99%.
The iPhone kept getting better. Bitcoin kept getting harder to buy with.
2011 โ iPhone 4S: 156 BTC
2012 โ iPhone 5: 52 BTC
2013 โ iPhone 5s: 5.1 BTC
2014 โ iPhone 6: 1.6 BTC
2015 โ iPhone 6s: 2.8 BTC
2016 โ iPhone 7: 1.1 BTC
2017 โ iPhone 8: 0.19 BTC
2018 โ iPhone XR: 0.12 BTC
2019 โ iPhone 11: 0.069 BTC
2020 โ iPhone 12: 0.062 BTC
2021 โ iPhone 13: 0.019 BTC
2022 โ iPhone 14: 0.040 BTC
2023 โ iPhone 15: 0.030 BTC
2024 โ iPhone 16: 0.013 BTC
2025 โ iPhone 17: 0.0069 BTC
2026 โ iPhone 18 Pro: ~0.015 BTC
156 BTC โ ~0.015 BTC
In just 15 years, the Bitcoin cost of an iPhone has fallen by roughly 99.99%.
The iPhone kept getting better. Bitcoin kept getting harder to buy with.
$BTC JUST GOT REJECTED AGAIN AT $83K.
Two separate rejections from the same bearish Order Block = clear evidence that $83K is still a major supply/resistance zone.
The structure is simple:
โ Break & daily close above $83K = bullish continuation
โ Rejection below $83K = bearish pressure remains
โ Lose lower supports = downside acceleration
Iโm not FOMOing here.
If $BTC fails to reclaim $83K, Iโm accepting a potential $50K target over the next few weeks.
Two separate rejections from the same bearish Order Block = clear evidence that $83K is still a major supply/resistance zone.
The structure is simple:
โ Break & daily close above $83K = bullish continuation
โ Rejection below $83K = bearish pressure remains
โ Lose lower supports = downside acceleration
Iโm not FOMOing here.
If $BTC fails to reclaim $83K, Iโm accepting a potential $50K target over the next few weeks.
$BFC 400%+ Pump Without a Meaningful Retracement. Stay Alert.
$BFC has exploded ~400% in just one week and is now ~520% up in the last 20 days.
The move is impressive but this is exactly where FOMO becomes dangerous.
From a technical perspective:
๐น Price is approaching a major weekly resistance zone around $0.048โ$0.058
๐น This area has acted as strong resistance historically
๐น The long-term descending trendline is also approaching the current structure
๐น Price has rallied vertically with almost no meaningful retracement
๐น The major support zone sits around $0.011โ$0.014
If $BFC fails to break and hold above the resistance zone, I would not be surprised to see a 40โ80% correction from elevated levels.
That doesn't mean a dump must happen, it means risk/reward becomes much less attractive after such an aggressive vertical move.
Technical rule: The higher an asset moves without consolidation, the more important risk management becomes.
Don't chase green candles. Don't FOMO. Let the chart come to you.
$BFC has exploded ~400% in just one week and is now ~520% up in the last 20 days.
The move is impressive but this is exactly where FOMO becomes dangerous.
From a technical perspective:
๐น Price is approaching a major weekly resistance zone around $0.048โ$0.058
๐น This area has acted as strong resistance historically
๐น The long-term descending trendline is also approaching the current structure
๐น Price has rallied vertically with almost no meaningful retracement
๐น The major support zone sits around $0.011โ$0.014
If $BFC fails to break and hold above the resistance zone, I would not be surprised to see a 40โ80% correction from elevated levels.
That doesn't mean a dump must happen, it means risk/reward becomes much less attractive after such an aggressive vertical move.
Technical rule: The higher an asset moves without consolidation, the more important risk management becomes.
Don't chase green candles. Don't FOMO. Let the chart come to you.
$IOST Accumulation Zone: Could This Setup Still Deliver a 20X Return?
#IOST Has Suffered A Brutal Multi-Year Bear Market Since Its April 2021 ATH, Falling -99.43% From The Highs.
After Years Of Continuous Selling, Price Finally Started Showing Strength, Finding A Potential Bottom In August And Exploding +374% In Just 4 Weeks.
But Vertical Pumps Come With High Risk.
#IOST Has Now Corrected Nearly -60% From The Recent Pump High $0.002448, And I Am Watching For A Possible Return Into The $0.00080โ$0.00057 Accumulation Zone.
Technical Structure:
โ ATH: $0.09125, Drawdown: -99.43%
โ Recent Expansion: +374% In 4 Weeks
โ HTF Accumulation: $0.00080โ$0.00057
โ Stop Loss: $0.000516, Bullish Flip: $0.001275
$0.001275 Is The Key Level:
A Confirmed 2W Reclaim And Hold Above This Level Could Flip Market Sentiment Bullish And Open The Path Toward: $0.00447/$0.01327/$0.09125 ATH
My Strategy: No FOMO After +374%. I Would Prefer A Retest Of $0.00080โ$0.00057 For A Better Risk/Reward Entry.
Below $0.001275 = Patience.
Above $0.001275 = Bullish Confirmation.
TA Only. Not Financial Advice. Manage Risk.
#IOST Has Suffered A Brutal Multi-Year Bear Market Since Its April 2021 ATH, Falling -99.43% From The Highs.
After Years Of Continuous Selling, Price Finally Started Showing Strength, Finding A Potential Bottom In August And Exploding +374% In Just 4 Weeks.
But Vertical Pumps Come With High Risk.
#IOST Has Now Corrected Nearly -60% From The Recent Pump High $0.002448, And I Am Watching For A Possible Return Into The $0.00080โ$0.00057 Accumulation Zone.
Technical Structure:
โ ATH: $0.09125, Drawdown: -99.43%
โ Recent Expansion: +374% In 4 Weeks
โ HTF Accumulation: $0.00080โ$0.00057
โ Stop Loss: $0.000516, Bullish Flip: $0.001275
$0.001275 Is The Key Level:
A Confirmed 2W Reclaim And Hold Above This Level Could Flip Market Sentiment Bullish And Open The Path Toward: $0.00447/$0.01327/$0.09125 ATH
My Strategy: No FOMO After +374%. I Would Prefer A Retest Of $0.00080โ$0.00057 For A Better Risk/Reward Entry.
Below $0.001275 = Patience.
Above $0.001275 = Bullish Confirmation.
TA Only. Not Financial Advice. Manage Risk.
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Everyone Is Watching $VTHO After A 140% Bounce From The Bottom. But The Real Opportunity May Come After A Retracement.
#VTHO Corrected ~98.92% From Its April 2021 ATH And Recently Bounced ~140% From The Macro Bottom At $0.0003065. The Sharp Recovery Has Put VTHO Back On Traders' Radar But After Such A Vertical Move, Chasing Price Here Carries Significant Risk.
Technical Structure
โ April 2021 ATH: ~$0.02848, Macro Drawdown: โ98.92% From ATH
โ Major Bottom: ~$0.0003065, Recent Bounce: ~140% From Macro Low
โ Multi-Year Bearish Structure Still Requires Confirmation
โ Previous Double Bottom Produced A ~1,063% Expansion
โ Current Rally Has Triggered Renewed Market Attention
โ Accumulation Zone: ~$0.00036โ$0.00048
โก๏ธ April 2021: VTHO Reached Its Macro ATH Near $0.02848
โก๏ธ 2021โ2026: Prolonged Macro Correction Of ~98.92%
โก๏ธ Current Phase: Strong Relief Rally + Potential HTF Accumulation
โก๏ธ My Expectation: A Retracement Into The Accumulation Zone Before Another Major Leg Higher Is Possible
Key Resistance Structure: $0.0009/$0.0019/$0.0048/$0.011/$0.0284833
Structure Shift Requirements
1๏ธโฃ Reclaim + Acceptance Above R1
2๏ธโฃ Break And Hold Above R1
3๏ธโฃ Convert R1 Into Higher-Timeframe Support
4๏ธโฃ Sustained Momentum Above R2 Opens The Path Toward R4 And Eventually ATH Liquidity
Bullish Targets If Structure Shifts: $0.0009 โ $0.0019 โ $0.0048 โ $0.011 โ $0.028
But Here Is The Part I Am Watching Closely:
After A ~140% Bounce From The Macro Bottom, Everyone Suddenly Starts Watching VTHO Again.
That Is Exactly When I Do NOT Want To Chase.
I Am Expecting VTHO Could Retrace Back Toward The ~$0.00036โ$0.00048 Accumulation Zone Before Potentially Attempting Its Next Major Leg Higher.
A Healthy Retracement, Followed By Strong Demand And A Higher Low, Would Actually Make The Structure More Attractive, Not Less.
However, If Price Breaks And Accepts Below ~$0.0003065, The Current Reversal Thesis Is Invalidated.
Let The Retracement Come To You. Let Price Confirm The Structure.
TA Only. Not Financial Advice. ALWAYS DYOR.
#VTHO Corrected ~98.92% From Its April 2021 ATH And Recently Bounced ~140% From The Macro Bottom At $0.0003065. The Sharp Recovery Has Put VTHO Back On Traders' Radar But After Such A Vertical Move, Chasing Price Here Carries Significant Risk.
Technical Structure
โ April 2021 ATH: ~$0.02848, Macro Drawdown: โ98.92% From ATH
โ Major Bottom: ~$0.0003065, Recent Bounce: ~140% From Macro Low
โ Multi-Year Bearish Structure Still Requires Confirmation
โ Previous Double Bottom Produced A ~1,063% Expansion
โ Current Rally Has Triggered Renewed Market Attention
โ Accumulation Zone: ~$0.00036โ$0.00048
โก๏ธ April 2021: VTHO Reached Its Macro ATH Near $0.02848
โก๏ธ 2021โ2026: Prolonged Macro Correction Of ~98.92%
โก๏ธ Current Phase: Strong Relief Rally + Potential HTF Accumulation
โก๏ธ My Expectation: A Retracement Into The Accumulation Zone Before Another Major Leg Higher Is Possible
Key Resistance Structure: $0.0009/$0.0019/$0.0048/$0.011/$0.0284833
Structure Shift Requirements
1๏ธโฃ Reclaim + Acceptance Above R1
2๏ธโฃ Break And Hold Above R1
3๏ธโฃ Convert R1 Into Higher-Timeframe Support
4๏ธโฃ Sustained Momentum Above R2 Opens The Path Toward R4 And Eventually ATH Liquidity
Bullish Targets If Structure Shifts: $0.0009 โ $0.0019 โ $0.0048 โ $0.011 โ $0.028
But Here Is The Part I Am Watching Closely:
After A ~140% Bounce From The Macro Bottom, Everyone Suddenly Starts Watching VTHO Again.
That Is Exactly When I Do NOT Want To Chase.
I Am Expecting VTHO Could Retrace Back Toward The ~$0.00036โ$0.00048 Accumulation Zone Before Potentially Attempting Its Next Major Leg Higher.
A Healthy Retracement, Followed By Strong Demand And A Higher Low, Would Actually Make The Structure More Attractive, Not Less.
However, If Price Breaks And Accepts Below ~$0.0003065, The Current Reversal Thesis Is Invalidated.
Let The Retracement Come To You. Let Price Confirm The Structure.
TA Only. Not Financial Advice. ALWAYS DYOR.
Crypto Patel
ETF FLOWS: US SPOT CRYPTO ETFs FLOWS DATA UPDATE (09-09-2026) YESTERDAY ๐ฅ Bitcoin ETFs: -1,534 $BTC (-$120.24M) ๐ฉ Ethereum ETFs: +14,029 $ETH (+$34.75M) ๐ฉ XRP ETFs: +8.7M $XRP (+$12.29M) ๐ฉ SOLANA ETFs: +113.93K $SOL (+$11.73M) ๐ฅ HYPE ETFs: -61.83K $HYPE (โฆ
ETF FLOWS: US SPOT CRYPTO ETFs FLOWS DATA UPDATE (10-09-2026) YESTERDAY
๐ฅ Bitcoin ETFs: -3,663 $BTC (-$282.56M)
๐ฅ Ethereum ETFs: -12,080 $ETH (-$29.76M)
๐ฉ XRP ETFs: +3.80M $XRP (+$5.14M)
๐ฅ SOLANA ETFs: -4.84K $SOL (-$482.55K)
๐ฉ CHAINLINK ETFs: +367.76K $LINK (+$4.27M)
๐ฉ HBAR ETFs: +10.87M $HBAR (+$817.77K)
๐ฉ $DOT ETFs: +601.58K $DOT (+$663.06K)
๐ฉ $AVAX, $DOT, $BNB, $HBAR, $DOGE, $LTC, $HYPE Flows Was Zero.
TOTAL US SPOT CRYPTO ETFs OUTFLOW: โ -$301.9M
U.S. BITCOIN ETFs SOLD ~3,663 BTC Worth $282.56M
๐บ๐ธ BlackRock ETF Has SOLD 317 BTC for $24.46M And 1,880 ETH for $4.64M
๐บ๐ธ Grayscale ETF Has SOLD 472 BTC for $36.38M
๐บ๐ธ Fidelity ETF Has SOLD 435 BTC for $33.55M And 10,210 ETH for $25.15M
๐บ๐ธ Bitwise ETF Has SOLD 163 BTC for $12.56M
๐บ๐ธ ARK 21Shares ETF Has SOLD 2,130 BTC for $164.32M
๐บ๐ธ VanEck ETF Has SOLD 198 BTC for $15.27M
๐บ๐ธ Morgan Stanley ETF Has BUYS ~52 BTC for $3.98M
FACT: U.S. Spot Bitcoin ETFs SOLD ~8 Daysโ Worth of Newly Mined Bitcoin Yesterday.
๐ฅ Bitcoin ETFs: -3,663 $BTC (-$282.56M)
๐ฅ Ethereum ETFs: -12,080 $ETH (-$29.76M)
๐ฉ XRP ETFs: +3.80M $XRP (+$5.14M)
๐ฅ SOLANA ETFs: -4.84K $SOL (-$482.55K)
๐ฉ CHAINLINK ETFs: +367.76K $LINK (+$4.27M)
๐ฉ HBAR ETFs: +10.87M $HBAR (+$817.77K)
๐ฉ $DOT ETFs: +601.58K $DOT (+$663.06K)
๐ฉ $AVAX, $DOT, $BNB, $HBAR, $DOGE, $LTC, $HYPE Flows Was Zero.
TOTAL US SPOT CRYPTO ETFs OUTFLOW: โ -$301.9M
U.S. BITCOIN ETFs SOLD ~3,663 BTC Worth $282.56M
๐บ๐ธ BlackRock ETF Has SOLD 317 BTC for $24.46M And 1,880 ETH for $4.64M
๐บ๐ธ Grayscale ETF Has SOLD 472 BTC for $36.38M
๐บ๐ธ Fidelity ETF Has SOLD 435 BTC for $33.55M And 10,210 ETH for $25.15M
๐บ๐ธ Bitwise ETF Has SOLD 163 BTC for $12.56M
๐บ๐ธ ARK 21Shares ETF Has SOLD 2,130 BTC for $164.32M
๐บ๐ธ VanEck ETF Has SOLD 198 BTC for $15.27M
๐บ๐ธ Morgan Stanley ETF Has BUYS ~52 BTC for $3.98M
FACT: U.S. Spot Bitcoin ETFs SOLD ~8 Daysโ Worth of Newly Mined Bitcoin Yesterday.
$BCH PRICE PREDICTION | 10Xโ20X POTENTIAL?
#BCH Is Trading Inside A Multi-Year Accumulation Structure On The Weekly Chart, With Price Currently Retesting A Major HTF Demand Zone.
After Years Of Distribution And Decline, BCH Has Built A Broad Base And Is Now Approaching A Critical Structural Inflection Point.
Current Technical Structure:
โ Multi-Year Accumulation Structure
โ Major HTF Demand Zone Holding ($220โ$170)
โ Long-Term Descending Resistance Still In Play
โ $300โ$320 Reclaim Would Strengthen Bullish Momentum
โ Major Breakout Zone: $560
CryptoPatel Targets: $640โ$800 / $3,150โ$3,950 / $5,200
As Long As BCH/USDT Holds The $180โ$220 Accumulation Zone, The Long-Term Bullish Thesis Remains Intact.
A Weekly Breakout Above $560 Could Confirm A Major Multi-Year Trend Reversal And Unlock Significant Upside Expansion.
This Is A High-Risk, High-Reward HTF Accumulation Setup With Potentially Asymmetric Upside.
Invalidation: Sustained Weekly Breakdown Below $160
TA Only. Not Financial Advice. DYOR.
#BCH Is Trading Inside A Multi-Year Accumulation Structure On The Weekly Chart, With Price Currently Retesting A Major HTF Demand Zone.
After Years Of Distribution And Decline, BCH Has Built A Broad Base And Is Now Approaching A Critical Structural Inflection Point.
Current Technical Structure:
โ Multi-Year Accumulation Structure
โ Major HTF Demand Zone Holding ($220โ$170)
โ Long-Term Descending Resistance Still In Play
โ $300โ$320 Reclaim Would Strengthen Bullish Momentum
โ Major Breakout Zone: $560
CryptoPatel Targets: $640โ$800 / $3,150โ$3,950 / $5,200
As Long As BCH/USDT Holds The $180โ$220 Accumulation Zone, The Long-Term Bullish Thesis Remains Intact.
A Weekly Breakout Above $560 Could Confirm A Major Multi-Year Trend Reversal And Unlock Significant Upside Expansion.
This Is A High-Risk, High-Reward HTF Accumulation Setup With Potentially Asymmetric Upside.
Invalidation: Sustained Weekly Breakdown Below $160
TA Only. Not Financial Advice. DYOR.
Crypto Patel
$PONS COULD BE HEADING FOR AN 80% CRASH I Told You Many Times: Avoid Taking Fresh Positions At ATH Levels. $PONS Is Already Around 32% Down From Its ATH, As I Mentioned Yesterday. The HTF Trendline Has Already Been Broken And Price Is Showing A Bearish Structure.โฆ
$PONS UPDATE | 40% DUMP FROM OUR ENTRY
#PONS has now dumped ~40% from our bearish entry level. Hope you enjoyed the move and booked some solid profits.
More importantly, the $0.6258 inducement/support zone has now been broken, confirming further bearish pressure.
My next expectation:
40โ80% additional retracement
First major zone: $0.3786
Deeper target: $0.10
Iโm still expecting #PONS could eventually retrace toward the $0.10 area if bearish momentum continues.
As long as price remains below the key invalidation zone, Iโll stay bearish.
#PONS has now dumped ~40% from our bearish entry level. Hope you enjoyed the move and booked some solid profits.
More importantly, the $0.6258 inducement/support zone has now been broken, confirming further bearish pressure.
My next expectation:
40โ80% additional retracement
First major zone: $0.3786
Deeper target: $0.10
Iโm still expecting #PONS could eventually retrace toward the $0.10 area if bearish momentum continues.
As long as price remains below the key invalidation zone, Iโll stay bearish.
๐ฎ๐ณ SEBI Launches โDemat 2.0โ for Tokenized Bonds
India is taking a major step toward tokenized real-world assets (RWA).
SEBI has launched a pilot using private permissioned DLT to tokenize corporate bonds and settle transactions through the RBIโs wholesale digital rupee (eโน).
Already issued through the system:
๐น REC: โน500 crore
๐น L&T: โน500 crore
๐น IIFL Finance: โน25 crore
โก๏ธ Total: โน1,025 crore
The next phase is expected to introduce secondary trading and retail investor access.
This could mark an important milestone for Indiaโs blockchain, tokenization and CBDC ecosystem, bringing traditional securities closer to on-chain settlement.
India is taking a major step toward tokenized real-world assets (RWA).
SEBI has launched a pilot using private permissioned DLT to tokenize corporate bonds and settle transactions through the RBIโs wholesale digital rupee (eโน).
Already issued through the system:
๐น REC: โน500 crore
๐น L&T: โน500 crore
๐น IIFL Finance: โน25 crore
โก๏ธ Total: โน1,025 crore
The next phase is expected to introduce secondary trading and retail investor access.
This could mark an important milestone for Indiaโs blockchain, tokenization and CBDC ecosystem, bringing traditional securities closer to on-chain settlement.
๐บ๐ธ CPI TODAY: BITCOIN READY FOR A BIG MOVE?
August U.S. CPI releases today at 8:30 AM ET / 6:00 PM IST.
Expectations:
Headline: 3.3โ3.4% YoY
Core: 2.4% YoY / 0.2% MoM
COOL CPI โ $BTC BULLISH
If Core CPI comes below 0.2%, Fed hike expectations could fall, potentially pushing yields and USD lower โ positive for Bitcoin.
HOT CPI โ BTC BEARISH
If Core CPI hits 0.3%+, Fed hike expectations could rise โ yields/USD higher โ pressure on BTC.
Key levels:
๐ข โค0.1% Core = Strong bullish catalyst
๐ก 0.2% = Expected / mixed
๐ด โฅ0.3% = Bearish risk
August U.S. CPI releases today at 8:30 AM ET / 6:00 PM IST.
Expectations:
Headline: 3.3โ3.4% YoY
Core: 2.4% YoY / 0.2% MoM
COOL CPI โ $BTC BULLISH
If Core CPI comes below 0.2%, Fed hike expectations could fall, potentially pushing yields and USD lower โ positive for Bitcoin.
HOT CPI โ BTC BEARISH
If Core CPI hits 0.3%+, Fed hike expectations could rise โ yields/USD higher โ pressure on BTC.
Key levels:
๐ข โค0.1% Core = Strong bullish catalyst
๐ก 0.2% = Expected / mixed
๐ด โฅ0.3% = Bearish risk
$LAPTOP PROJECT REVIEW | No Bias, Only Receipts
A meme coin printed a $401B FDV on launch day, while the pool behind it held less than $50K.
48 hours later: $352M FDV. That's -99.91%. ๐คก
What is $LAPTOP?
โถ๏ธ Meme coin launched on Base on Sept 9, 2026
โถ๏ธ Issued by Phoenix Veritas Foundation, fronted by Hunter Biden
โถ๏ธ Named after the laptop story that has lived in headlines since 2020
โถ๏ธ Official docs say: no utility, no ownership rights, no voting, no yield, no profit share
The most honest part of this launch was the disclaimer.
Tokenomics (1B supply, 350M circulating)
โก๏ธ Founders: 30% (6-month lock, then 24 months vesting)
โก๏ธ Prediction pool: 30% (burned or sent to charity based on 30 real-world events)
โก๏ธ Day-one airdrop: 10% (8% to Substack subscribers, 2% to TRUMP coin losers)
โก๏ธ Future airdrop: 10% (at the foundation's discretion)
โก๏ธ Liquidity: 10%
โก๏ธ Foundation treasury: 5%
โก๏ธ Charity: 5%
Founders 30%, plus a "whenever we decide" airdrop of 10%, plus a 5% treasury. That's 45% of supply sitting with the team or at the team's discretion, for a coin sold as community payback.
Price Journey:
โก๏ธ Opened at ~$37.26
โก๏ธ ATH: $401.12 ($401B FDV on paper)
โก๏ธ Dumped to ~$3.70 within the first hour
โก๏ธ New ATL: $0.3378 on Sept 11
โก๏ธ Last 24h range: $0.3378 to $0.6925, cut in half in a single day
Today:
โก๏ธ Price: $0.3528
โก๏ธ Market cap: $123.51M (-41.68% in 24h)
โก๏ธ FDV: $352.88M
โก๏ธ 24h volume: $16.99M (-63.54%)
โก๏ธ Holders: 31.54K
โก๏ธ Rank: #240
โก๏ธ Down 99.91% from ATH
Liquidity Check:
โก๏ธ Total liquidity: ~$2.06M (just 1.67% of market cap)
โก๏ธ Kraken: only $4,901 of buy orders within 2% below price
โก๏ธ KuCoin: $34,304 of buy orders within 2% below price
โก๏ธ KuCoin alone carries 43.79% of all volume
$352M valuation, and a $5K sell can move Kraken's price 2%. Volume is down 63% in a day too. The hype is logging off.
On-Chain Receipts:
โก๏ธ ~23M tokens (2.3% of supply) sent to market makers: GSR 15.5M, G20 5M, Wintermute 2.5M
โก๏ธ GSR received its tokens 4 days before trading opened
โก๏ธ 14.5M tokens went to an unlabeled wallet ~2 hours before launch
โก๏ธ Wintermute-tagged wallet sold ~466K tokens for ~$2.08M at an average of $4.47
โก๏ธ ~80% of traders ended in loss
โก๏ธ One wallet put in $200K near $218, worth ~$3K hours later
โก๏ธ One early wallet bought at $0.40 and exited for $250K+ (278x)
Today's price of $0.35 is below that luckiest wallet's $0.40 entry.
The Fair Side:
โ Tokenomics were published before launch
โ Founder tokens locked in Coinbase Custody (per team)
โ No presale, no VC round, no influencer allocations (per team)
โ Liquidity is now ~$2M, up from under $50K at launch
โ Market maker allocations are standard practice, and MM selling is not automatically dumping
โ Hunter says the team sold nothing and he personally made $0
But "nobody sold" got a Community Note on X, because market maker tokens are not founder tokens.
The Circus:
โก๏ธ Before launch, Kraken deleted its promo post after user backlash
โก๏ธ Channel 5 publicly distanced itself after its mailing list was named in the distribution plan
โก๏ธ X suspended the foundation's account hours after the crash
โก๏ธ The team moved to Medium and blamed sniper bots and thin liquidity
Blaming bots for a sub-$50K pool is like leaving your shop open overnight and blaming the wind. Bots snipe thin pools every single day. That's not bad luck, that's bad planning.
Irony Meter ๐คฃ
๐ Built partly to compensate TRUMP coin losers, it created a fresh batch of LAPTOP losers within the first hour
๐ One of the 30 burn events was flipping TRUMP's market cap, and it did, for a few hours
๐ Founders' locked 300M tokens were worth $120B on paper at ATH. Today they're worth ~$106M.
๐ Some laptops store data. This one stored losses.
A meme coin printed a $401B FDV on launch day, while the pool behind it held less than $50K.
48 hours later: $352M FDV. That's -99.91%. ๐คก
What is $LAPTOP?
โถ๏ธ Meme coin launched on Base on Sept 9, 2026
โถ๏ธ Issued by Phoenix Veritas Foundation, fronted by Hunter Biden
โถ๏ธ Named after the laptop story that has lived in headlines since 2020
โถ๏ธ Official docs say: no utility, no ownership rights, no voting, no yield, no profit share
The most honest part of this launch was the disclaimer.
Tokenomics (1B supply, 350M circulating)
โก๏ธ Founders: 30% (6-month lock, then 24 months vesting)
โก๏ธ Prediction pool: 30% (burned or sent to charity based on 30 real-world events)
โก๏ธ Day-one airdrop: 10% (8% to Substack subscribers, 2% to TRUMP coin losers)
โก๏ธ Future airdrop: 10% (at the foundation's discretion)
โก๏ธ Liquidity: 10%
โก๏ธ Foundation treasury: 5%
โก๏ธ Charity: 5%
Founders 30%, plus a "whenever we decide" airdrop of 10%, plus a 5% treasury. That's 45% of supply sitting with the team or at the team's discretion, for a coin sold as community payback.
Price Journey:
โก๏ธ Opened at ~$37.26
โก๏ธ ATH: $401.12 ($401B FDV on paper)
โก๏ธ Dumped to ~$3.70 within the first hour
โก๏ธ New ATL: $0.3378 on Sept 11
โก๏ธ Last 24h range: $0.3378 to $0.6925, cut in half in a single day
Today:
โก๏ธ Price: $0.3528
โก๏ธ Market cap: $123.51M (-41.68% in 24h)
โก๏ธ FDV: $352.88M
โก๏ธ 24h volume: $16.99M (-63.54%)
โก๏ธ Holders: 31.54K
โก๏ธ Rank: #240
โก๏ธ Down 99.91% from ATH
Liquidity Check:
โก๏ธ Total liquidity: ~$2.06M (just 1.67% of market cap)
โก๏ธ Kraken: only $4,901 of buy orders within 2% below price
โก๏ธ KuCoin: $34,304 of buy orders within 2% below price
โก๏ธ KuCoin alone carries 43.79% of all volume
$352M valuation, and a $5K sell can move Kraken's price 2%. Volume is down 63% in a day too. The hype is logging off.
On-Chain Receipts:
โก๏ธ ~23M tokens (2.3% of supply) sent to market makers: GSR 15.5M, G20 5M, Wintermute 2.5M
โก๏ธ GSR received its tokens 4 days before trading opened
โก๏ธ 14.5M tokens went to an unlabeled wallet ~2 hours before launch
โก๏ธ Wintermute-tagged wallet sold ~466K tokens for ~$2.08M at an average of $4.47
โก๏ธ ~80% of traders ended in loss
โก๏ธ One wallet put in $200K near $218, worth ~$3K hours later
โก๏ธ One early wallet bought at $0.40 and exited for $250K+ (278x)
Today's price of $0.35 is below that luckiest wallet's $0.40 entry.
The Fair Side:
โ Tokenomics were published before launch
โ Founder tokens locked in Coinbase Custody (per team)
โ No presale, no VC round, no influencer allocations (per team)
โ Liquidity is now ~$2M, up from under $50K at launch
โ Market maker allocations are standard practice, and MM selling is not automatically dumping
โ Hunter says the team sold nothing and he personally made $0
But "nobody sold" got a Community Note on X, because market maker tokens are not founder tokens.
The Circus:
โก๏ธ Before launch, Kraken deleted its promo post after user backlash
โก๏ธ Channel 5 publicly distanced itself after its mailing list was named in the distribution plan
โก๏ธ X suspended the foundation's account hours after the crash
โก๏ธ The team moved to Medium and blamed sniper bots and thin liquidity
Blaming bots for a sub-$50K pool is like leaving your shop open overnight and blaming the wind. Bots snipe thin pools every single day. That's not bad luck, that's bad planning.
Irony Meter ๐คฃ
๐ Built partly to compensate TRUMP coin losers, it created a fresh batch of LAPTOP losers within the first hour
๐ One of the 30 burn events was flipping TRUMP's market cap, and it did, for a few hours
๐ Founders' locked 300M tokens were worth $120B on paper at ATH. Today they're worth ~$106M.
๐ Some laptops store data. This one stored losses.
Risk Check:
๐ด Founder unlocks start around March 2027: 12.5M tokens every month for 24 months
๐ด At today's price, one month of unlocks (~$4.4M) is about 2x the entire current liquidity
๐ด 10% future airdrop at the foundation's discretion is supply overhang
๐ด Zero utility means price runs on attention only, and volume is already fading
๐ด Copycat LAPTOP tokens are live on Solana and other chains. The official contract is on Base, starting 0xB095 and ending b6ec29. Verify the full address on CMC before buying anything.
CryptoPatel Verdict:
Concept virality: โ
Tokenomics transparency: โ
Launch execution: โ
Liquidity planning: โ
Utility: โ (zero, by design)
Communication: โ
Risk level: EXTREME ๐ด
Rating: 2/10. One point for honest docs, one point for entertainment.
Lesson for my CryptoPatel Family ๐
๐ Launch FDV is a number, not money. Check liquidity and order book depth before you look at valuation.
๐ Never ape the first candle of any celebrity or political coin.
๐ Watch who receives tokens before you can buy.
๐ Verify the contract address. Fakes launch within minutes.
๐ Never hold too much, book profit, and never fall in love with any coin.
$401B on paper. A $5K sell moves the price. The chart did the math.
Educational Only. Not Financial Advice. ALWAYS DYOR.
๐ด Founder unlocks start around March 2027: 12.5M tokens every month for 24 months
๐ด At today's price, one month of unlocks (~$4.4M) is about 2x the entire current liquidity
๐ด 10% future airdrop at the foundation's discretion is supply overhang
๐ด Zero utility means price runs on attention only, and volume is already fading
๐ด Copycat LAPTOP tokens are live on Solana and other chains. The official contract is on Base, starting 0xB095 and ending b6ec29. Verify the full address on CMC before buying anything.
CryptoPatel Verdict:
Concept virality: โ
Tokenomics transparency: โ
Launch execution: โ
Liquidity planning: โ
Utility: โ (zero, by design)
Communication: โ
Risk level: EXTREME ๐ด
Rating: 2/10. One point for honest docs, one point for entertainment.
Lesson for my CryptoPatel Family ๐
๐ Launch FDV is a number, not money. Check liquidity and order book depth before you look at valuation.
๐ Never ape the first candle of any celebrity or political coin.
๐ Watch who receives tokens before you can buy.
๐ Verify the contract address. Fakes launch within minutes.
๐ Never hold too much, book profit, and never fall in love with any coin.
$401B on paper. A $5K sell moves the price. The chart did the math.
Educational Only. Not Financial Advice. ALWAYS DYOR.
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๐บ๐ธ CPI TODAY: BITCOIN READY FOR A BIG MOVE? August U.S. CPI releases today at 8:30 AM ET / 6:00 PM IST. Expectations: Headline: 3.3โ3.4% YoY Core: 2.4% YoY / 0.2% MoM COOL CPI โ $BTC BULLISH If Core CPI comes below 0.2%, Fed hike expectations could fallโฆ
US CPI IS OUT | HEREโS WHAT IT MEANS FOR BITCOIN
My pre-CPI framework was: Core CPI โฅ0.3% โ BTC bearish risk
And we got exactly that.
๐บ๐ธ CPI: 3.4% YoY
๐บ๐ธ Core CPI: 2.4% YoY
๐ Core CPI MoM: 0.3% vs 0.2% expected
The key detail many will miss:
Core inflation cooled YoY, but accelerated MoM.
That matters because a hotter monthly reading can keep Fed policy, Treasury yields and DXY restrictive.
For $BTC, don't blindly trade the CPI headline.
Watch:
โ US Treasury yields
โ DXY
โ Fed rate expectations
โ BTC reaction at key support
If yields + DXY surge โ BTC downside risk increases.
If BTC absorbs the shock despite higher yields โ That could signal underlying strength.
My pre-CPI framework was: Core CPI โฅ0.3% โ BTC bearish risk
And we got exactly that.
๐บ๐ธ CPI: 3.4% YoY
๐บ๐ธ Core CPI: 2.4% YoY
๐ Core CPI MoM: 0.3% vs 0.2% expected
The key detail many will miss:
Core inflation cooled YoY, but accelerated MoM.
That matters because a hotter monthly reading can keep Fed policy, Treasury yields and DXY restrictive.
For $BTC, don't blindly trade the CPI headline.
Watch:
โ US Treasury yields
โ DXY
โ Fed rate expectations
โ BTC reaction at key support
If yields + DXY surge โ BTC downside risk increases.
If BTC absorbs the shock despite higher yields โ That could signal underlying strength.