It's the most mondayish tuesday in the history of tuesdays

as a fellow barista….. i feel it

the worst thing someone can ask a barista to make is an 0.2 latte
cause i have to use half a shot and it’s sooo difficult to measure that

i have a autism and a gender-fluid partner so they can be a boyfriend, a girlfriend or a secret third thing

yesterday i learned about girl boners and now every time i’m horny, imma use that

i got no idea why this is so funny

i’m on all spectrums: pansexual, non-binary, autistic……

never stable, can’t catch me