The best part about making shekels is knowing that goyim don't know how to. And it's important to make shekels so that you can remind goyim that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life, except for corn syrup and pornography and student loan payments that's pretty much it. Hey! That's a pretty nice shekel. Not that a goyim would know. HA! HAHAHAHA!

meanwhile in bizzarro world...

The reign of Pharaoh Earnhardt I was long and just, and his enemies met a grisly end at "The Wall". The pyramid in Memphis was built to secure his sarcophagus, emblazoned with mysterious symbol "3".
-a historian, 3000AD, probably