crypteks just going on a strike if they're not listened to is too, pretty funny

"this, in turn, can lead to duels of techno-sorcery that inevitably result in the losing cryptek suffering a most unpleasant, if scientifically impressive, fate - such as being transmuted into liquid adamatium, moved a nanosecond out of phase with the rest of the universe or being transformed into a speck of dwarf-star matter and hurked across the galaxy"

"if presented with an enquiry or concept beyond its understanding, an immortal simply does not respond. this trait only serves to encourage the more arrogant necron overlords in their rambling and rhetorical soliloquies"

imotekh hates orks because they're illogical and his 5d chess doesn't work on them

lmao orikan does not get his own character art

"Orikan has unlocked a portion of celestial power (bwahahaha!)"

actually i think this is because they couldn't fit in his cool astral form and the entirety of description otherwise which is also funny

i love you orikan and your fucking gambling mechanic

anyway. freedom at last! hopefully chizhov actually gave me some points for the horrors i have to live through with his classes

always bet on the stars or something

does everyone and their mother need my bus specifically pt.2

о новые наушники приехали. надеюсь они будут нормально сидеть на мне, а то придется блин еще заказывать

yeah i can get used to that

но надо еще зарядить и звук проверить

guy who is normal

THE STAFF OF THE DESTROYER??? THEIR MAIN ARTEFACT???

i do wonder how long ago that was

he's such a fucking loser

they're so much of a set you can't describe them separately

"this is great! we managed to completely overtake the tombs of those accursed xenos and get rid of them! nothing will stop our colony now!"
the evil and intimidating anrakyr the traveler: