🪦 oh, there's an empty place in my bones 🪦
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разве я просил тебя, творец, меня создать из праха человеком?
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a short story about zahndrekh killing it (and them) 💥
"thaszar has yet to realise that humans are an intelligent form of life"
okay it is hilarious that imotekh apparently has a habit of not killing his adversaries but severing their hands so they'd live in shame and defeat
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think about how miserably you lost to me for the rest of your life
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lmao not trazyn and orikan pulling some scheme. i'm not really sure what the hell they did but somehow i feel sorry for anrakyr for happening to enlist both of their helps at once
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"amongst a tomb world's nobles, political infighting is rife and there's always insidious schemes playing out"
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i do love that it's traditional for necron rulers to personally lead battles to show just how cool superior they are
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"indeed, in a galaxy full to overspilling with genocidal despots"
crypteks just going on a strike if they're not listened to is too, pretty funny
"this, in turn, can lead to duels of techno-sorcery that inevitably result in the losing cryptek suffering a most unpleasant, if scientifically impressive, fate - such as being transmuted into liquid adamatium, moved a nanosecond out of phase with the rest of the universe or being transformed into a speck of dwarf-star matter and hurked across the galaxy"
"if presented with an enquiry or concept beyond its understanding, an immortal simply does not respond. this trait only serves to encourage the more arrogant necron overlords in their rambling and rhetorical soliloquies"
imotekh hates orks because they're illogical and his 5d chess doesn't work on them
lmao orikan does not get his own character art
"Orikan has unlocked a portion of celestial power (bwahahaha!)"
🪦 oh, there's an empty place in my bones 🪦
lmao orikan does not get his own character art
actually i think this is because they couldn't fit in his cool astral form and the entirety of description otherwise which is also funny
i love you orikan and your fucking gambling mechanic
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anyway. freedom at last! hopefully chizhov actually gave me some points for the horrors i have to live through with his classes
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