.expect("It's not something I'm expecting to happen");

You’re the only one here.

View the HTTP and HTTPS requests made by any linux program by running httptap -- <command>

httptap --body  -- solana rent 42 -u "https://mainnet.helius-rpc.com/?api-key=REDACTED"
decoding gzip content
---> POST https://mainnet.helius-rpc.com/?api-key=REDACTED
{"id":0,"jsonrpc":"2.0","method":"getVersion","params":null}
<--- 200 https://mainnet.helius-rpc.com/?api-key=REDACTED (83 bytes)
{"jsonrpc":"2.0","result":{"feature-set":1081947060,"solana-core":"2.2.0"},"id":0}

decoding gzip content
---> POST https://mainnet.helius-rpc.com/?api-key=REDACTED
{"id":1,"jsonrpc":"2.0","method":"getAccountInfo","params":["SysvarRent111111111111111111111111111111111",{"commitment":"confirmed","dataSlice":null,"encoding":"base64+zstd","minContextSlot":null}]}
<--- 200 https://mainnet.helius-rpc.com/?api-key=REDACTED (286 bytes)
{"jsonrpc":"2.0","result":{"context":{"apiVersion":"2.2.0","slot":318287650},"value":{"data":["KLUv/QBYXQAAKJgNAEBkAQAcGAI=","base64+zstd"],"executable":false,"lamports":1009200,"owner":"Sysvar1111111111111111111111111111111111111","rentEpoch":18446744073709551615,"space":17}},"id":1}

Rent-exempt minimum: 0.0011832 SOL

$ httptap -- gcloud compute instances list
---> POST https://oauth2.googleapis.com/token
<--- 200 https://oauth2.googleapis.com/token (997 bytes)
---> GET https://compute.googleapis.com/compute/v1/projects/maple-public-website/aggregated/instances?alt=json&includeAllScopes=True&maxResults=500&returnPartialSuccess=True
<--- 200 https://compute.googleapis.com/compute/v1/projects/maple-public-website/aggregated/instances?alt=json&includeAllScopes=True&maxResults=500&returnPartialSuccess=True (19921 bytes)
NAME       ZONE        MACHINE_TYPE  PREEMPTIBLE  INTERNAL_IP  EXTERNAL_IP     STATUS
<your cloud instances listed here>