Morning fam

Had to distance myself from my computer for a couple days, I will be back today and I got something interesting I would like to share in a week hopefully. Stay posted.

You ever run a function and it works first time? Better than drugs.

Goodnight peeps

Iykyk

Me minding my business.
My cat:

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If I ever become a public shooter. Blame Tele.

When you're learning something new and it's feeling like it's getting in over your head, start tip-toeing. Maybe jump.

Can't sleep. So I thought what if I replaced the word man/men to dude/dudes in famous quotes. Now I can't stop laughing.

11. "A dude who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."
— Charles Darwin


12. "The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise dude knows himself to be a fool."
— William Shakespeare


13. "Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your fellow dudes."
— John F. Kennedy (lightly modified)


14. "Dudes go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one."
— Charles Mackay


15. "The dude who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."
— Confucius


16. "All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good dudes to do nothing."
— Paraphrase of Edmund Burke


17. "The greatest discovery of my generation is that a dude can change his life by changing his attitude."
— William James


18. "What does it profit a dude to gain the whole world and lose his own soul?"
— Jesus (Mark 8:36, rephrased)


19. "The strongest of all warriors are these two—Time and Dude."
— Leo Tolstoy


20. "A dude’s got to know his limitations."
— Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force*

It's been like this for years. I don't know what I did, but a system glitch made it so that my username is my initials plus some random numbers for reference my username is: @MKD73017638668.

Genuinely baffled as to what's happening here.

Fun Fact

Peak childhood.
10/10 would glue my face to TV again.

Alright. Who do I have to sell my soul to for better internet? I can't take this shit anymore.

Telegram: "It's your friend's birthday!" 🎉
Also Telegram: *Would you like to send him a gift?

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Power is out too... *sigh* time to write another short story where I submit to becoming momentarily insane....

The fading orange light of dusk gently caresses the slopes of the black asphalt roads. The chilling air gathers around you and makes you sniffle. It’s been raining for hours; the heavy drizzle only let up a few minutes ago. You decided to take a walk to clear your head, to that little spot with the bench and the view—the view of the new roads, the greenery, and the already worn-out new pavements.

You reach your bench and settle somewhat comfortably onto the still-wet seat. Across the street, a couple runs in zigzags, half-abandoning each other as they try to escape the rain. “Nice,” you chuckle. The man rushes ahead, barely shielded, and opens the car door for his partner. “Chivalry lives,” you think.

The woman isn't so lucky. She stumbles, then faceplants into a puddle. A shame—she was wearing white. You feel slightly better about your life for witnessing all this from a safe, dry-ish distance. The man stares, jaw hung between a gasp and a laugh, still holding the door open for the woman now caked in mud.

It occurs to you that nobody really won today. Especially not you—you’ve been sitting on a wet seat this whole time.

My depressed ass when power is back. "I live! To code in the dark again!"

Randomly remembered my friend ingested so much caffeine in a day, he started seeing more colors.

Don't overdose boys.

New channel where I post my short stories. Thanks for anyone who joins.