I made it with my tears.

So, this image.

How many slices are in this bagel, 9 or 12?

mfw I click on an nsfw post and see an nsfw post

"Oh, well, that's tits. How did I not see that coming?"

fuck you cat

This is like the least comfortable position for me

And now you are sitting right on me and I can't move

Well that made me cringe enough to fold me into the fourth spacial dimension

Probably not bubble gum

Like, I'd probably make it rather disgusting

Because you better have a bloody good reason for a permanent solution to what may as well be a temporary problem

That, and so that people don't take it by accident.

It's all melodramatic and shit to make it taste like bubble gum or something, but let's be real here, people are idiots and we need to account for that

Oh, and definitely something to reverse the effects in case you're having second thoughts.