Avery gets it

(I know, wrong context, but)

I made it with my tears.

So, this image.

How many slices are in this bagel, 9 or 12?

mfw I click on an nsfw post and see an nsfw post

"Oh, well, that's tits. How did I not see that coming?"

fuck you cat

This is like the least comfortable position for me

And now you are sitting right on me and I can't move

Well that made me cringe enough to fold me into the fourth spacial dimension

Probably not bubble gum

Like, I'd probably make it rather disgusting