I love it when people PM me randomly

I meant new people
also at least 3 people PMed me the word "randomly" and I'm not surprised but I am disappointed

5 people

https://hyper.is-a.cat/s/why.mp4
microsoft in one fucking video

https://t.me/ThisWasAMistake/2671
that's mermaids

oh right nvm, mermaids are fish catgirls

https://t.me/elisnonsense/2412
from what I know from the promo videos of chromebooks you crush the one you have and get a new one

why exactly am I sleepy after drinking coffee

like that's the opposite of what you're supposed to do, you liquid bullshit

coffee 🅱️roke

Got a flu shot and a slight allergic reaction right after. Place your bets on whether this thing disappears in a few or if I end up in an ambulance.

https://t.me/ramblings/1766
o shit

okay, so the outcome is that I got really fucking sleepy from the allergy pill to the point of disassociating when I finally got home

I'm safe, this thing isn't even visible any longer