I diluted my cup of tea because I oversteeped it incredibly hard and it came out to fill out the entire bottle I had sitting around. And I drank it all in like 20 minutes.

https://twitter.com/house_house_/status/915460576872038405
the game you never knew you wanted

https://t.me/Fuuthsflowerpot/3054
I take offense to how this venn diagram is colored.

You ever have these moments where you type a word, then look at it and think "wait, is that even a word?" and frantically google it to find if you used it appropriately only to find that you'd have to stretch the meaning really far to shoehorn it in your sentence

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qt alert

>Internet’s Most Popular Donald Trump Chat Room Destroyed in Anime-Related ‘Coup’

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you will be missed

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Giant Penis OYsters

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Uhh, what the hell? How the actual fuck did that get past the review?

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more qt alert

https://t.me/peasandthankyou/4327
Man, who the actual fuck steals water? That's, like.. not even something valuable, it just inconveniences people

A combination lock with a built-in calculator: it's security you can count on.