uhm I just got locked out of my vps somehow

I was born at a very early age.

two people: *yawn at once*
me: did you just synchronized yawn?
one of them: yeah, 'cause we're faggots. It's like synchronizing periods, but for boys

did someone leave over that

whilst'd've

I'm back from an endoscopy

Wasn't a pleasant experience

For those who don't wanna google what that is, they stick a schlong inside yer mouth and take a look around.

Nope

Couldn't feel much inside of me, and they sprayed my throat with a numbing agent so they could push it in without me throwing up, but that's about it.

I mean, it wasn't a paid clinic, and I do not want to pay to avoid like 5 minutes of discomfort.

My mom is mocking my cat's meowing