Anyway so we had to get the microwave out somehow and get it into the back door thing in the car whatever the fuck it's called I don't fucking remember because the store was closed but our car was parked in parallel so my mom had to run out, dodge the traffic, grab the heavy-ass microwave, run with it to put it back in the car, run back to close the door, dodge the traffic, and well basically this whole thing when she could have easily just taken it out of the right-hand door but noooooo apparently it's going to damage the car insides somehow
17:38 yoho » and butts ended up being pegged at a rate more than fractions of a hundredth of a cent