I don't even.

Oh, apparently there was also a third one too - I was in some clinic doing something, then when I walk out into a hall I notice some gumball machine and impulsively use it, and get.. coffee beans? That I just put into my pocket, and turns out that the hall was a grocery store - the oldschool one where you just order what you need, and the cashier was like "hey man you haven't been here for a very long time, what happened?" and I was like "uh that's a long story" and she was so fucking interested in my private life like wtf, I told her "like hey I'm fairly open about events in my life but maybe I should know you a bit closer" so I ordered a soup (it wasn't even a restaurant, what?) and she started to like put out all the fucking ingredients on the counter to let me choose what kind of sort I want and I'm like "just choose whatever's reasonable I just wanna fucking eat"
And then someone walks in, asks for directions to somewhere from school so I give up this quest to get my soup and follow her upstairs which doesn't end somehow and I end up in her apartment and I was like "well I better get the fuck out whoops" and jump out of the window

Tl;dr: weird shit

So billy nye just sold the fuck out

mmm, that tasty dislike bar ratio

NOW! That's what I call science

oh my god this one's even better

This is exactly what pushes people (read: centrists) to the right, idiots

Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these:
"/pol/ was right again"

https://t.me/tallysbuttpalooza/1066
dude t-ui seems fuckin neat

Too bad I can't fucking ssh with it

Or use tmux