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I'm happy I can help my friends.
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Like, legitimately happy. It's been a while since I had that feeling.
It was that the word "hyper" is sometimes used to refer to something that I'm not into, but that's not its sole meaning.
(The last part is important because my first online username contained two things that both only had one meaning)
Financial operations should be trackable, and probably even public. I don't care about the privacy in this case simply because people are shitheads.
I am awake
Why am I awake?
I am sleepy
Why am I sleepy?
God damn, body, make your fucking choice
I've had two dreams already, one that my mom is being taken to prison because she went to the staff only door in a restaurant while we miles away from home in some weird city, then I realize that I'm dreaming and fly the fuck away, hit the ceiling that was there for some reason, fall down, faint, and wake up
The other one was that I had a girl follow me on instagram and that made me fall in love with her
I don't even fucking use instagram
I don't even fucking know what the interface of the app looks like
I don't even.
Oh, apparently there was also a third one too - I was in some clinic doing something, then when I walk out into a hall I notice some gumball machine and impulsively use it, and get.. coffee beans? That I just put into my pocket, and turns out that the hall was a grocery store - the oldschool one where you just order what you need, and the cashier was like "hey man you haven't been here for a very long time, what happened?" and I was like "uh that's a long story" and she was so fucking interested in my private life like wtf, I told her "like hey I'm fairly open about events in my life but maybe I should know you a bit closer" so I ordered a soup (it wasn't even a restaurant, what?) and she started to like put out all the fucking ingredients on the counter to let me choose what kind of sort I want and I'm like "just choose whatever's reasonable I just wanna fucking eat"
And then someone walks in, asks for directions to somewhere from school so I give up this quest to get my soup and follow her upstairs which doesn't end somehow and I end up in her apartment and I was like "well I better get the fuck out whoops" and jump out of the window