Top kek, I just realized that I didn't actually cache anything, and rebuilt the entire website every time; now it barely ever reaches 1ms. Usually it's about 300μs, and that is with the (huge!) overhead of actually getting the time info from the OS.

https://t.me/cockypony/3234
Oh shit :c

So, uh. Apparently a person in a chat I'm in put the tip of a bottle of sriracha in his schlong.

I fucking wish I was joking, but that image is forever in my head now.

Contemplating staying up super late today to roll over my sleep schedule again

http://i.imgur.com/bX8jbFw.jpg
for a particularly intensive taco bell dinner

http://i.imgur.com/0dEaLAi.png
hifw debugging

https://t.me/sad_pup_kit_kid_thing/11884
You have to be a different kind of special to do that

https://t.me/sad_pup_kit_kid_thing/11893
The one in the ch- oh nevermind

Note: if you are running a discord server, get a bot that auto-bans people for spamming multiple pings in a row. There's been multiple cases of people spamming the server with messages and then instantly deleting them

Btw, I never realized just how bad the notifications on windows are. You can barely dismiss them

https://t.me/loudbarking/5300
toughen up bucko

https://t.me/loudbarking/5304
wow rude

Also @ avery yeah same thing here

https://t.me/loudbarking/5305
I'll fite u