>*ATTORNEY* : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
*WITNESS* : No.
*ATTORNEY* : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
*WITNESS* : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
*ATTORNEY* : But could the patient have still been alive?
*WITNESS*: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

fucking rekt

https://t.me/screamingintothevoid/443
Same tbh, but that sounds kinda creepy.

my motherboard or cpu or whatever is fucking dead

welp

I guess it's back to the wonderful windows laptop

Good fucking god, I backed things up JUST before that happened

Using nsfw subreddits for sfw posts is my favorite meta-meme of reddit

https://i.imgur.com/WpKhtQO.mp4
Posted here (subreddit style is NSFW!): https://www.reddit.com/r/BiggerThanYouThought/comments/61k7e5/biggest_white_cock_youll_ever_see/

https://t.me/cockypony/3105
I still chuckled

Also, this is my 3000th post. Wow.

I should scrape all of my posts and make a fancy graph on channel usage

I'm gonna guess there's gonna be a few spikes where I lost my shit

I conquered

Have you never seen roleplay before?

https://t.me/ameribrit/10195
*finger guns*

https://t.me/cockypony/3108
Hopefully.