"How would the world be different if a vagina whistled like a teapot when aroused?" - reddit, 2017

DUDE I WISH I WAS HALF AS CONTENT WITH MY LIFE AS THIS PUPPER RIGHT HERE

LOOK AT HIM

HE DOESN'T GIVE TWO HECKS

So my mom decided to take a different bus from one I was taking because "it might be faster" and we ended up being in the middle of nowhere.

I'm falling asleep again, ugh.. I know this feeling all too well

There's also sun in my face and I can't see my phone properly without upping the screen brightness.

How much alcohol do I need to add to my mornings for them to be good?

https://t.me/cockypony/2112
I'll consider that

Oop nevermind we arrived at where we needed to be

Hmmmmm

https://s.x10a94.gq/8rEcknc1.png
That was a quick escalation

(He was joking, in case you are wondering)

https://i.redd.it/62iri4v9i6ly.jpg
Crafty

I feel like that marmalade was a bad idea

brb vomitting my guts out, yet again

That took a while

Anyway, I bought some chili peppers. Is using them a bad idea or should I say "fuck it"?