psst, generalizations are bad

straight boys are cryptids

r u d e

spoken like a true straight boy cryptid

https://t.me/sad_pupper/4707
I feel personally attacked

I had the exact opposite thing happen to me a while ago; some girl called me a faggot for not wanting to fuck her. I guess that is the expected behavior from trashy people; no matter who you are, they're still going to try to insult you for not considering them attractive.

I replied "I'd rather date a guy than hook up with you, thanks"

"Are you really gay, then?"

sorry, this is what y'all get for knowing me

who is this man

do I know him

https://t.me/sad_pupper/4825
Avery, what the literal fuck?

https://t.me/sad_pupper/4837
This: I constantly forget dates and shit, especially holidays

this is lewd

Give me my"milk"

https://t.me/sad_pupper/4857
that's a nice breakfast

But I'm not sure that qualifies as cereal

found a relevant sticker

https://t.me/loudbarking/2550
give it the d(ip)

why am I still awake I should go to bed