what the fuck man

without butt nipples, cheeks boobs that don't would just be poop

I don't want to adult today

Can I not adult today

I overslept and now I am under cozy covers unable to get up because it's so cold outside

Please someone live my life for me

relatable content

(definitely open the full version, it is worth it)

https://s.x10a94.gq/XNjXFGgc.png
when you are too tumblr for tumblr
(source: http://lovethatdiscourse.tumblr.com/post/157070885310/aphobicsappho-biosexuals-discourseful)

I had that once but about my hair going gray (there is actually a spot on my head where the hair is completely white) - and it actually looked pretty cool, at least how I remember it

I'd love pure white hair, honestly.

I had a dream where I was going bald

https://t.me/sad_pupper/4467
dude I remember this meme, good times

https://t.me/sad_pupper/4470
Just install WinCompose and enjoy all the cool letters. ÄÖØÑμçž...
There's even symbols, arrows and hearts, and it's all configurable.

https://t.me/sad_pupper/4472
In that case, just long-press all the keys. Hacker's keyboard also displays the first variant you can get by long-pressing. (And looks hella cool)

I do wish that keyboard was more customizable, but it is what it is.

Public service announcement: there is a /r/2meirl4meirl telegram group that might be of use if you're depressed. You won't get professional help, but you can at least whine to people who have the same problem
https://t.me/joinchat/CJhZ7D8NFRz8QBi7PZZW-g

(also there's a bunch of people from there in your channels because I tend to forward stuff to that group)

https://t.me/sad_pupper/4502
Dude, I have long-term storage food like spaghetti and canned food in my room that have been there for as long as I can remember myself alive