I have so many questions... Why is he even doing calligraphy during a basketball match? And is the guy behind him wearing christmas socks?

Me, with crippling depression, has lost the ability to love because I'm always asking myself if I'm genuine all the time

But it feels to me that she's wearing a pair of rose colored glasses

No one wants to be around someone who can't love

This went from 😍 to 😖 real quick

Oh look its "wallow in self pity" 'o clock

Yes please add even more emoji so i have to scroll 10 minutes through them to flip a 🖕 at someone

You gave me 3 ulcers and one flesh eating disease

大家早上好！

female gives the eggs
he gives the sperm
he puts them into his womb
he gives birth