A button to press for instant sleep

When you become so sleep deprived you spit out mêmes while your gf is trying to flirt with you

Like, half the protocols and websites work, but the other doesn't

How do I fix it?

the ip worked ***IMEDIATELY***

I know every single person who'll have read this will judge me.

This is the greatest uncomfortable real life video of All Time

i need a cute boyfriend so i get the motivation to learn to cook hella good so i can plump him up and then make fun of him for bein fat