Neither near nor far.

So I found my prof

I walked up to her, talked to her a bit, and then she asks "wait, who are you?"

And I was like, "wait, are you Mrs. N?"

"..no?"

oh okay haha

do you happen to have a knife to stab myself with

I feel so alone

Thanks for your implicit support I guess

oh good did I just try to guilt-trip my friends

great

https://t.me/screamingintothevoid/245
anyway apparently whoever runs this channel is at least in yours, Grumpy/Avery

(We've been trying to find who it is for a while now because it is stealing our memes)

https://t.me/sad_pup_kit_kid_thing/8089
No that would be @loudbarking

Also hey 8k posts

https://t.me/sad_pup_kit_kid_thing/8096
reacted to that with :poop:, because it's relevant

The cloning experiment succeeded halfway, but the legs of the clone are dysfunctional. Despite the failure, the bear is thrilled to show the results of his work to his colleagues, who are shocked because that's another person they are morally obligated to maintain and keep alive, which would impact their already scarce budget.