My cat is walking in circles on my groin and I am uncomfy

To all the new channel members: https://i.redd.it/6t8ig0e3au3z.png

Just got a call on the landline phone. Got music for 10 seconds and then a distant dialogue between an old man and some woman trying to settle some dispute on documents. They didn't notice me almost screaming.

Question: what?

https://t.me/ramblings/969
it still logically collapses to "two people", no?

also hi I am back and the good news is that my stomach is healthy and cool and good

https://www.lightningmaps.org/?lang=en#m=sat;r=0;t=3;s=0;o=0;b=;n=0;y=55.6955;x=37.2146;z=9;d=2;dl=2;dc=0;
meanwhile, moscow's getting a bit fucked over here

Another link, courtesy of Peachy!: http://en.blitzortung.org/live_dynamic_maps.php?map=15

holy fuck the new bot API update

Tempbans, promoting to admins, exporting invite links, setting chat titles and descriptions, and pinning messages

Also, you can restrict people from sending shit like stickers

good shit my dudes

Oh hey, you can now view alerts for who exactly joined (left) your channel

It seems like WannaCry, Petya, and the rest of the derivatives prove one thing: Windows is insecure. No matter what you do, you can't be 100% sure that you're not vulnerable. So, if you do value your data, back that shit up. On any of the cloud services. If you're paranoid, encrypt it, but that should not be necessary.

https://hyper.is-a.cat/p/nwiaqtgw.png
did you mean: owo what's this
(the new event log)

I really wanna make an some kind of rpg with an actual economy of sorts where your actions directly affect what NPCs do, but I have no idea how to worldbuilding