when you take a screenshot

your smartwatch notifies you when you've walked 10k steps? pfft, my knees do that already

oh boy I can't wait to see what telegram designers have made this time - nope nvm it's just more rabbit sex

https://lore.kernel.org/lkml/14506678-918f-81e1-2c26-2b347ff50701@intel.com/
another funny moment from intel
- they're making most instructions take different amounts of time
- this breaks crypto, as it is important that encryption takes the same amount of time no matter what key or data
- intel says it should only be turned on "where necessary"
- this is complete nonsense, because encryption can take place anywhere, and no software explicitly says "I am encrypting things"
- apparently, on newer CPUs, this slowdown will be even worse
The tl;dr is that intel is trying to squeeze performance out of their CPUs by sacrificing security. Sound familiar to anyone?

damn forgot to iron the png

I think it's a good time to remind you again to back up anything you consider important to you that is currently hosted only on twitter.

I think we should give right-wingers a hand and come up with a second joke for them

mf in creative mode