holy fuck, using youtube without an adblocker SUCKS. I get watching ads to support creators, but.. 8 ads in a 20-minute video? Are you serious?

sidenote: the "it wouldn't be so bad if nobody used adblockers" is a horrid take. When the hell were corporations comfortable with how much money they were making from users, and didn't squeeze them for every last cent?

yum

me circa 19 seconds after meeting someone

so I got a tooth ripped out and I'm now down with a 38.2C fever, how's your day going?

the lesser known pillar of islam

Tips to build up your immune system:

- Make love to big women
- Eat dirt
- Fuck a rattlesnake
- Insult raccoons
- Eat a pinecone - whole
- Moisturize and use sunscreen