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apple updates macOS, fucks up both the T2 security chip on newer machines AND the BIOS equivalent on older machines
I can't imagine how many people are going to think that they'll need to upgrade to a newer machine. The apple ecosystem is a well-tuned money sink
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next gen

also next gen

loaf of pand

don't forget to brush your teeth before bed!

a classic

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1329165300458283010
me, I'm the slightly contaminated kitten
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revolutionary technology

man the new nintendo game and watch could have been so much more. Like, it's got a really nice screen, a fast enough CPU, and all they did was.. put 3 fucking games on there! With not even a way to add more! It costs 70 fucking dollars to play a game you've already played many times. They could have just put every single game & watch game that they released, surely there's no licensing issues there - but no, you have a fucking 70 dollar paperweight.

I don't understand.

nvm they did something worse, C&D'd an online tournament for using a romhack that makes online melee actually fucking playable

How the fuck can a company whose make goal is to make fun things hate fun so much?

https://t.me/torzone/4460
talk about an explosion of flavour