context: haven't showered in like 3 days because really sick
me: man I really need to shower before going anywhere tomorrow, I look horrible
mom: down there?
me: yes - wait, what? No, I mean my hair, god fucking damn it
mom: _hysterical laughter_

https://t.me/sad_pup_kit_kid_thing/9825
maybe you're my mom

You did have your name set to Momma Avery for a while

https://t.me/sad_pup_kit_kid_thing/9830
magic

https://s.x10a94.gq/DATrMXQo.png

This is next level shitposting

https://t.me/sad_pup_kit_kid_thing/9834
Ever watched MTV?

https://t.me/sad_pup_kit_kid_thing/9837
That explains it.
There's a whole series of "{18,17,16,...,n} and pregnant"

I don't actually know how low the n goes, but I am assuming it's like 14.

B I G B O Y E

wait, what

https://t.me/ramblings/121
Was sent over to me with no context, was just really interesting to me

https://t.me/ferricfoxidefuckinblabs/461
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://t.me/loudbarking/4715
noted

Whomst'd've

https://t.me/ramblings/123
I think that's the idea